So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
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He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
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He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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