whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
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but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
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If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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