if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
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The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
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I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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