I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I think people are normalizing furries
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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