You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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