we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
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