I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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