NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Randomize
