now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
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Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
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If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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