At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I FOUND THE LEGS
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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