Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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