There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
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I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
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I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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