There is no way he is gay with that hair.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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