next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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