And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
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Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
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I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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