i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Randomize
