yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
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We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
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I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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