fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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