I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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