John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
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so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
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Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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