it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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