you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
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this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
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I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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