i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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