too bad you live with your parents still
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
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Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
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WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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