I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
