found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
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Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
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Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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