and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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