You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
