would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
Shame is for Republicans.
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