That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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