I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
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