morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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