in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
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You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
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Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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