he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
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I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
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Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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