Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
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he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
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she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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