I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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