Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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