she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
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In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
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My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son