On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
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Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
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What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception