You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
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He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
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There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?