How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
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Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
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I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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