Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
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If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
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Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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