Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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