I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
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Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Randomize