3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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