There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
You don't make any sense
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