just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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