we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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