I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
home. puking in laundry basket.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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