Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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