so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
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know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
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I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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