i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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