It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
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I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
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Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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