There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
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there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
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McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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