We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
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I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
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I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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