Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
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i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
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Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize