I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
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Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
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Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
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